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Post by hypnotic on May 15, 2003 18:06:29 GMT -5
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch! . Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
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Post by Leewah Brown on May 15, 2003 20:21:41 GMT -5
That's great Hyp!
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Post by hypnotic on May 16, 2003 7:38:48 GMT -5
Yeah...but not mine... I found it at some girl's page, I imediatelly offered her a beer after I copyed it here so now...yep, I guess I have a new chick friend !
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