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Post by Sid on Feb 4, 2003 9:58:30 GMT -5
Old, But I love it ;D How does Bob Marley like his Doughnuts? Wi' Jam in.... How do the wailers like theirs? Dunno, But I hope they like jam in too... ;D  |
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Post by Saar°berry on Feb 4, 2003 13:50:06 GMT -5
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Post by Leewah Brown on Feb 4, 2003 22:34:01 GMT -5
That's a beauty Sid!!  Ok, one for me: A koala and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, comes all over her tummy, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living." The koala ust looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money." Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala" and walks out the door. The hooker reads: "KOALA: Eats Bush, shoots, and Leaves." ;D |
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Post by Leewah Brown on Feb 4, 2003 22:39:13 GMT -5
When you get married there is 3 different types of sex you have. In the first 12 months you have HOUSE sex, thats where you have sex in any room of the house. From 12 months to 2years you have BEDROOM sex, thats where sex is limited to the bedroom. Only 2 years and on it is HALLWAY sex, thats where you pass each other in the hallway and say to each other, go fuck yerself.    |
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hehehe! 
