Post by Leewah Brown on Feb 4, 2003 22:34:01 GMT -5
That's a beauty Sid!!
Ok, one for me:
A koala and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!
After 3 hours he stops, comes all over her tummy, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The koala just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living." The koala ust looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money."
Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala" and walks out the door.
The hooker reads: "KOALA: Eats Bush, shoots, and Leaves." ;D