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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 1, 2003 17:06:57 GMT -5
Here is a game we play at work or whenever I get the chance. You ask a question starting with "Would you rather.." and picking two horrible situations. The person has to pick one then ask their own question.
Here we go:
Would you rather, while lying on your back, have an elephant poop on you, or have a hippo puke on you?
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Post by Saar°berry on Apr 2, 2003 6:11:10 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 2, 2003 7:45:37 GMT -5
I'm a farting guy so..
And Rasp, not hippy but a hippotomus (I don't know if I'm spelling that right).
Would you rather get a sensual massage from your dad, or make out with your mom?
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Post by Saar°berry on Apr 2, 2003 13:27:01 GMT -5
I'm a farting guy so.. And Rasp, not hippy but a hippotomus (I don't know if I'm spelling that right). DOH!!! Well can I take the elephant poop then? ;D
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Post by teppic on Apr 2, 2003 18:50:15 GMT -5
And Rasp, not hippy but a hippotomus (I don't know if I'm spelling that right). LOL!
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 2, 2003 19:27:06 GMT -5
LOL! Psst...ask a question, and answer mine
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pandora
Cactus Practice
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Post by pandora on Apr 2, 2003 20:28:43 GMT -5
Well, I'll answer it Quinn....
Since I've never met my father...then a sensual massage from my *father*....
Would you rather get your nails removed one by one, or your pubes removed one by one?
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Post by Alamo on Apr 3, 2003 5:06:53 GMT -5
my pubes!!!! I NEED MY NAILS FOR PIANO PLAYING:::BUT WHO NEEDS PUBES ANWAY? :chick:
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Post by Saar°berry on Apr 3, 2003 10:17:17 GMT -5
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Post by teppic on Apr 3, 2003 16:20:54 GMT -5
Psst...ask a question, and answer mine No! ;D I wasn't taking part - just sitting on the sidelines and laughing at my girlfriend say she'd be happier for a hippo to puke on her... ;D
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 3, 2003 17:07:56 GMT -5
Would you rather, find out your mom was a prostitute or that your dad was a drag queen?
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Demonflower
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Post by Demonflower on Apr 3, 2003 17:30:08 GMT -5
I'd take the red-light mom option (because my mum can be pretty strait-laced sometimes, & there already are a few drama Queens in the family, even though that isnt strictly the same thing as a drag Queen, but then again..)
OK: Would you rather find out that -
You are related (by family) to a really famous & annoying person (like Britney Spears, Pauline Hanson etc.) that you wouldnt want to be associated with at all,
Or..
You were the result of inbreeding.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 4, 2003 8:40:08 GMT -5
The inbreeding option would make a lot of sense....but I'll have to go with being related to someone annoying. At least I can lie...
How about this...
Would you rather get caught, by a lot of your friends, attending a Justin Timberlake (or something equally bad) concert and totally digging it, or get caught masturbating by your grandparents?
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Post by Sid on Apr 4, 2003 9:26:31 GMT -5
Easy - caught masturbating... Justin Timberlake?! *shivers*
OK...You're in a public place, you either wet yourself & have a huge wet stain down your front, or you crap yourself & show no sign apart from the smell....which?
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Post by Alamo on Apr 4, 2003 12:50:10 GMT -5
wow...hmmmmm the crap situation i guess, and then i would look very angry at my neighbour and pretend he was the "evil doer" question: would you rather eat a plate full of living worms or your own crap?
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