Post by Saar°berry on Apr 17, 2003 5:34:25 GMT -5
I just got this thru an email... thought I would share...
Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Saddam tells his driver : "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig whatappened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes al wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What appen to you?" he asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19-year old daughter made wild passionete love to me. "My god"! What did you tell dem?" asked Hussein.
The driver answered : " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig".
;D
Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Saddam tells his driver : "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig whatappened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes al wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What appen to you?" he asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19-year old daughter made wild passionete love to me. "My god"! What did you tell dem?" asked Hussein.
The driver answered : " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig".
;D
