Post by Saar°berry on Jun 23, 2003 4:58:12 GMT -5
Got this from Maja's Slave... wanted to share with you guys! 
How to call the police
> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
> up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left
> the light on in the garden shed, which she could
> see from the bedroom window.
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the
> light but saw that there were people in the shed
> stealing things.
>
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in
> your house?" and he said no. Then they said that
> all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
> lock his door and an officer would be along when
> available.
>
> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
> phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you
> a few seconds ago because there were people in my
> shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
> now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung
> up.
>
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
> Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
> Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught
> the burglars red-handed.
>
> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
> you said that you'd shot them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
> available!"
> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
> up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left
> the light on in the garden shed, which she could
> see from the bedroom window.
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the
> light but saw that there were people in the shed
> stealing things.
>
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in
> your house?" and he said no. Then they said that
> all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
> lock his door and an officer would be along when
> available.
>
> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
> phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you
> a few seconds ago because there were people in my
> shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
> now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung
> up.
>
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
> Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
> Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught
> the burglars red-handed.
>
> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
> you said that you'd shot them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
> available!"
