pandora
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Post by pandora on Dec 12, 2006 16:17:49 GMT -5
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.Haha, I think we've all been down this road! I wish you guys could hear the recording of this.
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Post by Sid on Dec 12, 2006 16:41:42 GMT -5
I have to pass that on!
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Post by annemarieirene on Dec 12, 2006 20:11:07 GMT -5
Oh... this is the perfect place to pimp another video of Storm Large's. It's a song called "Great Day," and if you just take the time to watch it, you'll understand why I posted it here. "Great Day" : www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_SpZ8oldxg
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Post by annemarieirene on Dec 12, 2006 20:12:07 GMT -5
OH, and who did the version above, Juanita?
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Post by ploopy on Dec 12, 2006 21:27:25 GMT -5
oh, tequila.
oh, the things that i've done because of tequila.
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Post by annemarieirene on Dec 12, 2006 23:18:47 GMT -5
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Post by RavenFae on Dec 13, 2006 12:49:47 GMT -5
no more tequilla for me...vomiting and tasting tequilla for 2 days after is not for me
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Post by hypnotic on Dec 13, 2006 17:38:46 GMT -5
tequilla is the only thing that you can't make me drink .. no way .. did it once .. puked for hours .. ggggggghhhhhhhh, disgusting ..
*but i know lots of other things that can make you feel like that ;D*
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pandora
Cactus Practice
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Post by pandora on Dec 13, 2006 18:02:10 GMT -5
OH, and who did the version above, Juanita? I dont know. My friend had recorded it on to her phone. It sounded like those 1950's promos! very hilarious! This email was sent from another friend and its the exact recording, word for word! ;D
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Post by Alamo Blue on Dec 14, 2006 11:08:55 GMT -5
Even better than those pills you take if you're going clam digging!
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