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Post by voidmoon on Sept 5, 2007 9:36:31 GMT -5
ohhhh... tonight my favourite quote from the Simpsons was on... Marge: I don't want to snuggle with "Max Power!" Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s! Marge: Oh, Lord. Homer: And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh, no. I'm taking charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! My other most favourite line is from a recent episode... I can't remember what happens on it... all Simpsons episodes have kinda mashed together in my brain... but Ralph says: "I'm a unitard!" I love it when he says (When Marge puts her hand on his shoulder) "Help! She's touching my special area!" and "I don't like you, boy-mommy!" and "I'm happy AND ANGRY!" and "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." What are your favourite Simpsons quotes?
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Post by Alamo on Sept 5, 2007 9:39:51 GMT -5
I think my all time favourite quote is:
A naked Homer runs through the house and Selma says very calm and very serious: "There goes the last linger vestiges of my heterosexuality."
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Post by pandora on Sept 5, 2007 13:44:44 GMT -5
Haha yeah. Doesnt she turn out to be a lesbian anyway? or was that Thelma? I always get those two confused ;D Apu: Mr.Simpson--A Twizzler is not a sprinkle...A Mounds is not a sprinkle...A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!!!! Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.' Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute. Bart: You com'ere a minute." Homer: Oh yeah? Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Mr. Burns: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons. Ok, I gotta stop and really go back to work this time... You can find more here: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
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Post by RavenFae on Sept 5, 2007 13:55:09 GMT -5
my favorite Simpson is Homer so.... "and let me add..no fat chicks" is one "ewwwwwwwww pantyhose " Simpson episode where Homie takes the kids xmas shopping.. my favorite episode by far tho is the one where the crows (but of course...) peck his eyes and he has to get prescription marijuana
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Post by RavenFae on Sept 5, 2007 13:55:45 GMT -5
can't think of anymore right now..but I'm sure I will
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Post by Happy_Chartreuse_Fog (Matt) on Sept 5, 2007 14:38:28 GMT -5
Yay Kelli, you always have a nice new topic to waste away my workday with! You chopped off the end of your first quote which is funny too. Something about: Homer: ...the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way? Homer: But much faster! So many great quotes on that show! One that I always dug because I'm such an engineer (dork) is when Lisa is unstimulated when the school is on strike and builds the perpetual motion machine. Homer calls her in the room and yells at her: "We obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house young lady" ;D. Otherwise most of my favorite quotes are from the "Lisa the Vegetarian" episode. Maybe the best half hour in television history!
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Post by ploopy on Sept 5, 2007 15:50:08 GMT -5
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) god YES. jdhkgmkdshbgdnv This whole episode was AMAZING.
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Post by voidmoon on Sept 6, 2007 10:29:29 GMT -5
Yay Kelli, you always have a nice new topic to waste away my workday with! You chopped off the end of your first quote which is funny too. Something about: Homer: ...the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way? Homer: But much faster! So many great quotes on that show! One that I always dug because I'm such an engineer (dork) is when Lisa is unstimulated when the school is on strike and builds the perpetual motion machine. Homer calls her in the room and yells at her: "We obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house young lady" ;D. Otherwise most of my favorite quotes are from the "Lisa the Vegetarian" episode. Maybe the best half hour in television history! yeah... I know... I got ruthless! I live the Lisa the Vegetarian episode, not just because it's chock full of Beatles references (and a Beatle!) but just because it's so freekin' funny... Homer: It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good… and Lisa: You don't eat cheese Apu? Apu: No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. Lisa: Oh. Then you must think I'm a monster. Apu: Yes, indeed I do think that. and Troy McClure: You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain. Just ask this scientician. and Ralph: When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! and Ralph: I can't believe I ever went out with you! and Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking! and Homer: I've got the prescription for you, doctor. Another hot beef injection! (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwahahahaha... dirty) and Homer: Flanders, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? and my favorite: Homer: Wait wait wait a minute Lisa, honey, are you saying that you're never going to eat any animal again? What about Bacon? Lisa: No! Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!!! Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful, "magical" animal. My favourite episode has to be either the Tomacco one or the one where Homer gets the Kitchen Carnival or the one where Homer smokes pot... for now... Reason for Editing: Lamb: Li-i-isa… I thought you lo-o-oved me! Lo-o-oved me-e-e-e!
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Post by razfnug7 on Sept 6, 2007 10:43:50 GMT -5
I love the episode with the crows & marijuana prescription too, so funny! ;D
One I also love though I can't quite remember the exact quote but it was the episode where Homer becomes a missionary for the Church to some random island & teaches all the islanders about Jebus instead of Jesus. "But I'm not a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus... save me Jebus!" ;D
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Post by Happy_Chartreuse_Fog (Matt) on Sept 6, 2007 21:45:25 GMT -5
My favourite episode has to be either the Tomacco one or the one where Homer gets the Kitchen Carnival or the one where Homer smokes pot... for now... Oh oh, tomacco. I haven't seen that in years. I'm going to dig out that DVD when I get home from work... ...and the X-files one. Too Long!
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Post by voidmoon on Sept 7, 2007 3:43:22 GMT -5
The Tomacco one is awesome... my favourite quote goes: Homer: Well Marge, have you ever seen a field glow like that? Marge: It's eerily beautiful, but are you sure this is safe? Homer: Of course not. But you know something? Sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart. Marge: You got that from a movie poster. Homer: Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope. Marge: Where'd you get that? Homer: From the producers of, "Waiting to Exhale." Did you know some crazy man actually grew Tomacco? www.snpp.com/news/tomacco.htmlmmmm..... fatal
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Post by pandora on Sept 7, 2007 10:16:03 GMT -5
Yay Kelli, you always have a nice new topic to waste away my workday with! You chopped off the end of your first quote which is funny too. Something about: Homer: ...the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way? Homer: But much faster! You forgot the song! Homer: Max Power, He's the man who's name you'd love to touch, But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, But when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2007 2:41:54 GMT -5
I love Grandpa Simpson and one of my favourite moments with him is:
Grampa: Welcome home, son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail. What's wrong with your wife? Homer: Nevermind, you wouldn't understand. Grampa: Flu? Homer: No. Grampa: Protein deficiency? Homer: No. Grampa: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Homer: No. Grampa: Unsatisfying sex life? Homer: N- yes. But please, don't you say that word. Grampa: What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex.
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Post by Happy_Chartreuse_Fog (Matt) on Sept 12, 2007 22:09:36 GMT -5
In America... First you get the sugar then you get the power and then you get the women!
Ah, the sugar episode
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Post by voidmoon on Sept 14, 2007 8:28:04 GMT -5
Tonight was the one where they went to Japan, and to America Town, one of my favourite bits: Waiter: Howdy gangstas! I'm average American Joe Salaryman waiter. Bart: These prices suck! 10,000 yen for coleslaw? Lisa: Don't you serve anything that's even remotely Japanese? Waiter: Don't ask me; I don't know anything! I'm product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics. Homer: [cackles] Oh, they got our number!
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