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Post by voidmoon on Nov 27, 2007 9:47:47 GMT -5
Or what about "Hello Joe!" "From now on the baby sleeps in the crib" "Iron helps us play!" "Huhhuhuh" "Hello Joe!" "From now on the baby sleeps in the crib" "Iron helps us play!" "Huhhuhuh" "Hello Joe!" "From now on the baby sleeps in the crib" "Iron helps us play!" "Huhhuhuh" "Hello Joe!" "From now on the baby sleeps in the crib" "Iron helps us play!" "Huhhuhuh" ... and so on. I love the sandwich clip, Juan! I can't believe Lionel Ritchie was on the Simpsons! (I'm such a dork!) And Stephen Colbert! Whoa! Homer: "I'd like to be alone with the sandwich" Marge: "Are you going to eat it?" Homer: "....Yes." Or "are you prone to having blackouts? no are you prone to having blackouts? no are you prone to having blackouts? yes excellent, your hired."
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Post by voidmoon on Oct 19, 2007 8:57:53 GMT -5
hehee!
Ralph: This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end; that's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Right, a leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things!
Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? there's a dog in the vent. Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
(After replacing Bart in crying Marge's arms) Your eyes need diapers.
Homer: It's true, I'm a Rageaholic.....I just can't live without Rageahol!
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Post by voidmoon on Sept 14, 2007 8:28:04 GMT -5
Tonight was the one where they went to Japan, and to America Town, one of my favourite bits: Waiter: Howdy gangstas! I'm average American Joe Salaryman waiter. Bart: These prices suck! 10,000 yen for coleslaw? Lisa: Don't you serve anything that's even remotely Japanese? Waiter: Don't ask me; I don't know anything! I'm product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics. Homer: [cackles] Oh, they got our number!
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Post by voidmoon on Sept 7, 2007 3:43:22 GMT -5
The Tomacco one is awesome... my favourite quote goes: Homer: Well Marge, have you ever seen a field glow like that? Marge: It's eerily beautiful, but are you sure this is safe? Homer: Of course not. But you know something? Sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart. Marge: You got that from a movie poster. Homer: Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope. Marge: Where'd you get that? Homer: From the producers of, "Waiting to Exhale." Did you know some crazy man actually grew Tomacco? www.snpp.com/news/tomacco.htmlmmmm..... fatal
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Post by voidmoon on Sept 6, 2007 10:29:29 GMT -5
Yay Kelli, you always have a nice new topic to waste away my workday with! You chopped off the end of your first quote which is funny too. Something about: Homer: ...the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way? Homer: But much faster! So many great quotes on that show! One that I always dug because I'm such an engineer (dork) is when Lisa is unstimulated when the school is on strike and builds the perpetual motion machine. Homer calls her in the room and yells at her: "We obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house young lady" ;D. Otherwise most of my favorite quotes are from the "Lisa the Vegetarian" episode. Maybe the best half hour in television history! yeah... I know... I got ruthless! I live the Lisa the Vegetarian episode, not just because it's chock full of Beatles references (and a Beatle!) but just because it's so freekin' funny... Homer: It's just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good… and Lisa: You don't eat cheese Apu? Apu: No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. Lisa: Oh. Then you must think I'm a monster. Apu: Yes, indeed I do think that. and Troy McClure: You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain. Just ask this scientician. and Ralph: When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! and Ralph: I can't believe I ever went out with you! and Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking! and Homer: I've got the prescription for you, doctor. Another hot beef injection! (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwahahahaha... dirty) and Homer: Flanders, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? and my favorite: Homer: Wait wait wait a minute Lisa, honey, are you saying that you're never going to eat any animal again? What about Bacon? Lisa: No! Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!!! Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful, "magical" animal. My favourite episode has to be either the Tomacco one or the one where Homer gets the Kitchen Carnival or the one where Homer smokes pot... for now... Reason for Editing: Lamb: Li-i-isa… I thought you lo-o-oved me! Lo-o-oved me-e-e-e!
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Post by voidmoon on Sept 5, 2007 9:36:31 GMT -5
ohhhh... tonight my favourite quote from the Simpsons was on... Marge: I don't want to snuggle with "Max Power!" Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s! Marge: Oh, Lord. Homer: And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh, no. I'm taking charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! My other most favourite line is from a recent episode... I can't remember what happens on it... all Simpsons episodes have kinda mashed together in my brain... but Ralph says: "I'm a unitard!" I love it when he says (When Marge puts her hand on his shoulder) "Help! She's touching my special area!" and "I don't like you, boy-mommy!" and "I'm happy AND ANGRY!" and "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." What are your favourite Simpsons quotes?
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Post by voidmoon on Aug 26, 2007 10:22:07 GMT -5
Here in Australia, my politically incorrect feminist friend, GERMAINE GREER wrote a write up 'bout Diana and the hype surrounding her. It was pretty interesting, talking about how Diana was forced into marrying Charles, how she was quite a manipulative person, how she was to quote Germaine, 'kind of slow,' and all the stuff around her adultery and mental illnesses. Germaine! I don't really care bout Diana, but when I heard about her death 10 years ago I cried, bawled like a baby, not because I liked her, or would miss her being on the cover of all the women's magazines, or was thankful for all the humanitarian work she did, but because of how horrible it must have been for her boys losing their mum at such a young age. That's me, overly empathetic!!! I think we should all shut up and let the boys deal with this as they need to. If they need to throw a concert, let them, if they want news coverage, let them, if they want to go and bawl naked through the streets, let them. It's not our place to tell someone how to grieve.
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The OC
Nov 2, 2007 23:59:52 GMT -5
Post by voidmoon on Nov 2, 2007 23:59:52 GMT -5
Ergh. I don't think Volcheck is attractive at all! But Johnny... yeah!
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The OC
Oct 31, 2007 7:47:30 GMT -5
Post by voidmoon on Oct 31, 2007 7:47:30 GMT -5
Ohh... I've been watching Season 3 of the OC... with Seth's "drug problem", Volcheck, the beauty of Johnny (I love him, so much!), Taylor Townsend... I'm up to the part where Marissa develops a "drug problem".
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The OC
Aug 25, 2007 4:10:37 GMT -5
Post by voidmoon on Aug 25, 2007 4:10:37 GMT -5
Please, Ryan from Chino and he's the tough/bad one? Excuse me while I roll the eyes right off my head I know.. it's horrible isn't it!!! So tuff!! [img src=" www.btinternet.com/~tepp1c/puke.gif"][/IMG] That said... I still hate myself for liking the show... I think the 'Gilmore Girls' should get it on... yeah... dirty...
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The OC
Aug 24, 2007 5:02:55 GMT -5
Post by voidmoon on Aug 24, 2007 5:02:55 GMT -5
hahahaha... I have a love/hate relationship with the oc, I'm not interested in the romance, but... I get all of Seth Cohen's snappy pop culture references. Damn!
...and I was bawlin' like a baby in the last episode...
Ryan gets the chance to help another lost kid... Seth gets married... Go Team Julie!!!
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Post by voidmoon on Aug 22, 2007 3:43:21 GMT -5
YES! Holy Hell, Batman, we have or had Degrassi here... turning US ALL into good, upstanding Canadians! it is currently my addiction along with:
South Park, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Strangers with Candy, Deadwood, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Seinfeld, *drools* Twin Peaks.. that's all I have time for...
Got to go write thesis...
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Post by voidmoon on Aug 20, 2007 9:23:02 GMT -5
Three Words:
Degrassi Junior High.
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Post by voidmoon on Aug 22, 2007 3:37:16 GMT -5
*note - Weeing means pissing in british english... it's how we euphemise it for the kids* Haha! Yeah, that exists here to some extent as well, although we usually tell the little ones they are going "pee pee" or "wee wee". In this country (USA) however, the apparatus though which the male goes "pee pee" is commonly called the "wee". Everyone had to scratch their head a bit when they chose that name. Seems like they were trying to cause a certain level of conversational discomfort. I don't know how many times I have asked people if they want to play with my wii, and they give me a surprised disgusted look until they figure out what I am asking. P.S. I am holding out off FF XII as well. I know it will drop to a value price here soon. That might get me interested in games again. hahahahahahahahaaha!!! We call the genitals the 'wee-wee' or the 'pee-pee', so you go 'wee' or 'pee' through your 'pee-pee' or 'wee-wee'!! hahahaha Thanks for that... I'll make sure that my kids never say "I did a wee through my wee-wee" in the US.... you guys might think my kid is some kinda freak!!!!
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Post by voidmoon on Aug 21, 2007 8:25:19 GMT -5
The only problem is I live in constant fear of having my TV broken since we tend to drink heavily while Wiing. uhhh... I just got a vision of a bunch of guys standing around and pissing hard on a television set. my eyes! my eyes! *note - Weeing means pissing in british english... it's how we euphemise it for the kids* I have a Sega MasterSystem II (with Alex Kidd built in) A clunky old grey Playstation and a PS2... with my favourites: GTA: San Andreas, Final Fantasy VI to X2 (I can't afford XII), and The Warriors... which kids in my town have been emulating at the local McDonalds... it's covered in 'W's.
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