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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 9, 2004 15:05:39 GMT -5
(I stole this one) Your favorite restuarant is condemned by the health department.
Even worse....
At the exact same time you had just finished a big meal
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 7, 2004 9:44:02 GMT -5
Maybe excessive masturbation makes the creative parts of the brain work better.
Or maybe, I'm a worst case scenario type of guy. I can't help but think of "what can possibly go wrong?" everywhere I go.
My money's on the masturbation though.....
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 6, 2004 9:47:01 GMT -5
You are meeting your fiance's parents for the first time. As soon as you enter their house, you have to take a giant shit.
Even worse...
The shitting ends with you sticking your head out the door of the bathroom and shouting, "Do you have a plunger?"
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 6, 2004 9:42:57 GMT -5
You find yourself at a party with all the people who have ever picked on you as a kid.
Even worse....
You're naked
(Note: I guess "You're naked" can make any situation worse...almost anyways. So, I'll try to be more creative in the future)
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 4, 2004 19:56:04 GMT -5
Is it just my dirty mind, or do the last two posts sound sexual? "Oh Quinn, don't stop!" "More, More!" Girls, I'm not Quinn, but I am getting turned on! I hear this a lot. It's a wonder why I'm single so often. (the past 6 years to be exact)
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 1, 2004 10:00:57 GMT -5
You get really drunk at a party, and you go home and blow chunks.
Even worse....
"Chunks" is the name of your dog.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 1, 2004 9:59:40 GMT -5
You get drunk at a party, pass out, and wake up in a puddle of piss.
Even worse...
It's not yours
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 31, 2004 9:40:35 GMT -5
What's Enron... Sorry, I thought it was worldwide news. It's a corporation in the United States that is linked to Bush. A few years ago, they screwed their stockholders out of a shitload of money. Do a Google search for Enron Scandal. You'll see. How about this for even worse..... Tori Amos gives up her singing career Even worse.... To become a stripper.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 30, 2004 9:31:20 GMT -5
(and one for Rasp)
Tori Amos announces that she will be giving up her singing career for good.....
Even worse..
To become an Enron executive
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 30, 2004 9:29:48 GMT -5
PJ Harvey announces that she is going to start singing nothing but pop-songs in the same vein as Britney Spears.
Even worse....
She'll be doing it as a MAN!! Now playing: Paul Jean Harvey!!
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 28, 2004 19:23:12 GMT -5
You get crabs from the last toliet seat you sat on.
Even worse..
The last one you sat on was at your Grandma's
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 19, 2004 12:18:43 GMT -5
A person from the future visits you and tells you about your future self and where you work. He says, "You know that guy at the zoo who cleans up elephant shit?"
Even worse...
He adds, "You suck his dick."
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 18, 2004 20:46:36 GMT -5
(thought of one more)
You realized that you have inherited some disturbing emotional behavior from a long distant relative.
Even worse....
It's Adolf Hitler
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 18, 2004 20:41:18 GMT -5
(Okay, one more)
You've been fired from your job and replaced with someone more qualified.
Even worse...
It's a monkey
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 18, 2004 20:39:46 GMT -5
Here's a game I thought of. It's kind of like "would you rather" but instead of choosing between two horrible situations, you add to it.
I'll start.
You just found out that the person you've been having hot, passionate sex with for over a year is a long lost cousin.
Even worse....
She's pregnant
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