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Post by Pele on Oct 17, 2009 6:07:26 GMT -5
Oh...and am a sucker voor "Boer zoekt vrouw"
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Post by Pele on Oct 16, 2009 8:55:33 GMT -5
brilliantly done!!
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Post by Pele on Oct 15, 2009 1:39:42 GMT -5
Hi! Welcome!! Your picture with Tori is lovely!!
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Post by Pele on Oct 8, 2009 3:59:37 GMT -5
Hi Inge! How's your posttori depression It sucks how's yours? I reckon it'll take at least another whole week or so to fully recover
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Post by Pele on Oct 7, 2009 12:36:54 GMT -5
Hey Joeri!
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Post by Pele on Sept 30, 2009 3:39:30 GMT -5
The 6th Sence Bruce Willis is a ghost The Villege It's set in the modern day Se7en Wifes head in the box Fight Club Pitt and Norton are the same dude Yellowbeard The son gives up reading and gardening and becomes a pirate like his dad, if you knew this, then you, like me, have wasted an hour and a half of your life LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Pele on Sept 16, 2009 0:30:48 GMT -5
Love love love Florence!!! Saw them live at Pukkelpop festival this year and I fell in love!
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Post by Pele on May 25, 2009 2:33:18 GMT -5
that is so cute!! unbelievable!!
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Post by Pele on Sept 22, 2008 2:16:32 GMT -5
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Post by Pele on Aug 29, 2008 12:01:36 GMT -5
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohican
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
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Post by Pele on Mar 3, 2008 5:06:08 GMT -5
hellooow does anyone know how to reduce the size of a .gif animation, so that when you post it on a website, it will run smoothly without being all pixelated and staggery? thanks
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Post by Pele on Jan 19, 2008 14:02:15 GMT -5
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Post by Pele on Nov 22, 2007 6:03:14 GMT -5
that's not working for me
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Post by Pele on Nov 22, 2007 5:41:56 GMT -5
ok thanks! will try that later!
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Post by Pele on Nov 22, 2007 5:21:55 GMT -5
How do I add one?
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