Post by nauticalnun on Sept 4, 2008 11:56:08 GMT -5
I found these on "The Best of Craigslist"
Autographed copy of the Bible - $1,000,000,000 OBO
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Date: 2008-07-16, 2:27PM PDT
I have a near-mint copy of the Bible, signed by the Big J.C. himself. According to Amazon, this is one of the better selling books of all time. I'm guessing the Prince of Peace would be happy to hear that.
This book was entrusted to me by the Knights of Templar, they borrowed it from Our Savior sometime between 28 and 32 AD and forgot to give it back. It was one of those things where they said they'd return it in a week, but then they didn't get around to reading it right away. And you know how you always feel bad returning a book you haven't read, especially when the lender asks you what you thought of it. So in trying to avoid an awkward moment with the Alpha and Omega, they hung onto it until they had more time. Well that time turned into about 2000 years, and it got mixed in with some other books and made it into a yard sale box.
At first, the King of Kings' signature wasn't worth much, but after Our Redeemer died on the cross for your sins, apparently the value skyrocketed and then rose more gradually over the next 2000 years as more people learned of the Good Shepherd's story.
Why am I selling it? I could say that I'm interested in sharing the Word of God with someone else - become a "Fisher of Men" so to speak. But the truth is I just bought an Xbox 360 and don't have room on the bookshelf for both. I'll either use the money to fight world hunger, or buy that Rock Band game I've been hankering for.
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Beautiful Persian or Ugly Husband
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Date: 2008-08-01, 2:57PM CDT
I have a hard decision to make. I have a lovely, wonderful, super sweet, full blooded bi-color persian. I also have a dirty, smelly, lazy, no good for nothing husband. I love my kitty but my husband, who might I ad smells far worse than her litter box at times, does not. Therefore, one has to go. Should probably be my kitty but if I can find a good home for my husband I will be up for offers on him as well. The kitty, she is around 2 I think and is white with orange spots. She is very flat faced and NOT spayed or declawed. She is very vocal and likes to complain about and scratch my husband. She does not however, scratch myself or my kids, even when they pull her out from under my bed by her tail. She likes to be in the middle of things, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING, which makes my husband complain about her.
Now about the husband, he is not fixed or declawed either. He is not nearly as potty trained as the cat, constantly missing and making a mess. He is not as clean as the cat nor does he bathe himself. Husband is 30 and likes to break things while being careless and not paying attention to what he is doing. The cat is quite graceful and never knocks anything over or down. The kitty's name is Sassy and she is free to a great home. The husband, is available for the cost of a divorce.
Autographed copy of the Bible - $1,000,000,000 OBO
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Date: 2008-07-16, 2:27PM PDT
I have a near-mint copy of the Bible, signed by the Big J.C. himself. According to Amazon, this is one of the better selling books of all time. I'm guessing the Prince of Peace would be happy to hear that.
This book was entrusted to me by the Knights of Templar, they borrowed it from Our Savior sometime between 28 and 32 AD and forgot to give it back. It was one of those things where they said they'd return it in a week, but then they didn't get around to reading it right away. And you know how you always feel bad returning a book you haven't read, especially when the lender asks you what you thought of it. So in trying to avoid an awkward moment with the Alpha and Omega, they hung onto it until they had more time. Well that time turned into about 2000 years, and it got mixed in with some other books and made it into a yard sale box.
At first, the King of Kings' signature wasn't worth much, but after Our Redeemer died on the cross for your sins, apparently the value skyrocketed and then rose more gradually over the next 2000 years as more people learned of the Good Shepherd's story.
Why am I selling it? I could say that I'm interested in sharing the Word of God with someone else - become a "Fisher of Men" so to speak. But the truth is I just bought an Xbox 360 and don't have room on the bookshelf for both. I'll either use the money to fight world hunger, or buy that Rock Band game I've been hankering for.
___________
Beautiful Persian or Ugly Husband
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Date: 2008-08-01, 2:57PM CDT
I have a hard decision to make. I have a lovely, wonderful, super sweet, full blooded bi-color persian. I also have a dirty, smelly, lazy, no good for nothing husband. I love my kitty but my husband, who might I ad smells far worse than her litter box at times, does not. Therefore, one has to go. Should probably be my kitty but if I can find a good home for my husband I will be up for offers on him as well. The kitty, she is around 2 I think and is white with orange spots. She is very flat faced and NOT spayed or declawed. She is very vocal and likes to complain about and scratch my husband. She does not however, scratch myself or my kids, even when they pull her out from under my bed by her tail. She likes to be in the middle of things, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING, which makes my husband complain about her.
Now about the husband, he is not fixed or declawed either. He is not nearly as potty trained as the cat, constantly missing and making a mess. He is not as clean as the cat nor does he bathe himself. Husband is 30 and likes to break things while being careless and not paying attention to what he is doing. The cat is quite graceful and never knocks anything over or down. The kitty's name is Sassy and she is free to a great home. The husband, is available for the cost of a divorce.
