Post by Mr. Badmouth on Mar 1, 2003 8:04:29 GMT -5
I used to work at this fast food restuarant. The kitchen area is really cramped so we're all practically standing on each other's feet. I was working behind this guy named Joe.
Anyway Joe always has a problem with something. On this occasion, it was with all the money he lost at the American Indian casino in town. He was really in full bitch mode and one time said, "I hate losing money to Indians! If I lose money, I want to lose it to Americans!" (think about this for a minute). I had to hold in my laughter.
After an eternity of more complaining about his gambling problems he said, "I'm not going to gamble for a year. This time I mean it!" Tired of this, I said, "Hey Joe! I'll bet you a dollar you can't do it." Joe smiles, holds his hand up to shake mine and says, "You're on!" I shook his hand and said, "You lose!"