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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 6, 2004 9:47:01 GMT -5
You are meeting your fiance's parents for the first time. As soon as you enter their house, you have to take a giant shit.
Even worse...
The shitting ends with you sticking your head out the door of the bathroom and shouting, "Do you have a plunger?"
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Post by Alamo on Jun 6, 2004 10:26:41 GMT -5
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Post by Saar°berry on Jun 6, 2004 10:43:42 GMT -5
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Post by Alamo on Jun 6, 2004 10:50:28 GMT -5
i thought excectly the same, while reading this stuff
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Post by hypnotic on Jun 6, 2004 16:41:10 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 7, 2004 9:44:02 GMT -5
Maybe excessive masturbation makes the creative parts of the brain work better.
Or maybe, I'm a worst case scenario type of guy. I can't help but think of "what can possibly go wrong?" everywhere I go.
My money's on the masturbation though.....
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Post by hypnotic on Jun 7, 2004 11:21:51 GMT -5
good for u !
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Post by Saar°berry on Jun 7, 2004 12:21:32 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 9, 2004 15:05:39 GMT -5
(I stole this one) Your favorite restuarant is condemned by the health department.
Even worse....
At the exact same time you had just finished a big meal
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Demonflower
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Post by Demonflower on Jun 26, 2004 21:29:14 GMT -5
You are carrying a big parcel down a crowded mall, and when you get to the car you realise you also picked up the hem of your skirt along with the parcel (meaning: walking down the street with your undies flashing around in full view)
even worse..you also realise that your pad/tampon/whatever has seriously let you down.
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Post by Alamo on Jun 28, 2004 8:01:15 GMT -5
that's soooo bad
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Post by Saar°berry on Jun 28, 2004 14:16:13 GMT -5
You are carrying a big parcel down a crowded mall, and when you get to the car you realise you also picked up the hem of your skirt along with the parcel (meaning: walking down the street with your undies flashing around in full view) even worse..you also realise that your pad/tampon/whatever has seriously let you down. Are we talking here about a personal experience?
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Demonflower
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Post by Demonflower on Jun 30, 2004 9:40:51 GMT -5
Nooo.... I sort of combined something I read in the community section of a local newspaper with something my mother told me she saw once ..actually, having an experience like that getting into the papers would be a good example of "even worse"
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Post by hypnotic on Jun 30, 2004 13:12:25 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jul 1, 2004 17:45:07 GMT -5
Overnight, you gained 50 pounds
Even worse....
All in your ass
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