Demonflower
Nautical Twilight
Come into my sleep ~
Posts: 495
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Post by Demonflower on Jul 2, 2004 9:30:42 GMT -5
..You wake up realising that your waterbed is leaking.
Even worse..
..you realise that you dont own a waterbed.
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Post by Alamo on Jul 2, 2004 12:59:22 GMT -5
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Post by Saar°berry on Jul 2, 2004 14:23:33 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jul 17, 2004 20:23:55 GMT -5
(Sorry I haven't been around to do these lately...)
You've inherited your dead uncle's pet gorilla....
Even worse....
...who is sexually attracted to you
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Post by Saar°berry on Jul 18, 2004 6:26:05 GMT -5
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Post by teppic on Sept 3, 2004 13:48:33 GMT -5
I don't read this section enough - this is the first time i read these... You people are sick sick sick!!! But also funny.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Sept 14, 2004 9:57:21 GMT -5
You miss the last time PJ Harvey ever tours your town.
Even worse....
She doesn't miss you......with her bus. (splat!!)
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Post by teppic on Sept 16, 2004 16:37:50 GMT -5
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pandora
Cactus Practice
[M0:21]
Posts: 22
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Post by pandora on Sept 17, 2004 1:07:28 GMT -5
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Post by Saar°berry on Sept 17, 2004 4:37:01 GMT -5
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Post by yophesine on Sept 19, 2004 9:05:22 GMT -5
worst case scenario? .. filled with despair and loathing over your existence, you unsuccesfully attempt to commit suicide. made worse by? ..your stuff-up leaves you entirely paralysed in a wheelchair. hA! .. and you thought these had to be funny?
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girlnamedfaerie
Precious Thing
Past tense & no Regrets
In case of emergency, draw a door.
Posts: 58
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Post by girlnamedfaerie on Oct 9, 2004 4:24:10 GMT -5
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Post by StrangeAussieGirl0 on Oct 29, 2004 23:40:43 GMT -5
Don't stop there......... L
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Post by Saar°berry on Oct 30, 2004 5:55:54 GMT -5
Don't stop there......... L Yep... we want more!
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Oct 31, 2004 4:17:15 GMT -5
(Hope I didn't already use this one....)
You get really drunk and as soon as you get home, you blow chunks.
Even worse...
"Chunks" is the name of your dog
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