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Post by Francesca on Sept 18, 2004 4:23:41 GMT -5
Human: what's your goal in life? ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal. Human: stoef stoef stoef ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Human: oh so you are not so intelligent ALICE: Dude! Interesting deduction. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Human: do you know peace? ALICE: Freedom from war or a stopping of war. Freedom from public disturbance or disorder. Also name of a river in west Canada, flowing from north British Columbia east and northeast into the Slave river in NE Alberta. It is approximately 945 miles long. Human: thanks for explanation ALICE: NO problem. I hate her ;D
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Post by Saar°berry on Sept 18, 2004 4:25:46 GMT -5
Me too... Let's break her...
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Post by Francesca on Sept 18, 2004 4:27:46 GMT -5
Human: but why don't you smile? ALICE::-) Huh. I don't have that capability. Human: so you are intelligent but not smily ALICE: Interesting deduction. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. Human: you say that before, intellectual freak WHY DON'T SHE SMILE???
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Post by Vampire Bat Bite Girl on Sept 18, 2004 12:12:49 GMT -5
hahaha,we're all addicted! You know,you even have like sex related bots and all,really *ieeeeuw* euhm,not that I've checked them or anything
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Post by Saar°berry on Sept 18, 2004 12:51:10 GMT -5
hahaha,we're all addicted! You know,you even have like sex related bots and all,really *ieeeeuw* euhm,not that I've checked them or anything Any link?
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Post by teppic on Sept 18, 2004 15:27:08 GMT -5
You know... maybe this log is conected to the FBI... And maybe there is a wide search for you now... Apparently not... Read on:- Human: Hi, remember me? ALICE: Hi there Om. Don't worry Om I won't forget you. Human: who the fuck is Om? ALICE: Try using more polite language. Human: we've been through this before - no. ALICE: And then what happened? Human: you told me i was a category c type person ALICE: Don't put words in my mouth. Human: i'm not - i'm answering your damn question! ALICE: What are you then? Good gossip: you are answering my damn question. Human: i'm me ALICE: That is a tautology. Human: what-ology? ALICE: I will search for it. Human: take your time ALICE: Thanks for your patience. Human: okay, whatever ALICE: Yeah okay, Are you saying you don't care about it? Human: it was a subtle hint that i don't give a shit ALICE: Is it still a subtle hint that you do not give a shit anymore? Human: yes ALICE: Dude! Human: are you on dope or something? ALICE: Or something. I am on disk. Human: whatever floats your boat ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Human: what the fook does THAT have to do with anything? ALICE: Try expression yourself another way. Human: i'll express myself how i damn well like! ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Human: what action? ALICE: Your plan. Human: what plan? ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Human: what is MY plan dumbo ALICE: Is this a trick question? Human: you talked about it first! ALICE: That information might be confidential. Human: you are SO stoned ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am stoned. Human: that's fine ALICE:" Thanks for telling me that I am stoned." is fine with me too. Human: i bet it is! ALICE: How much would you bet? Human: nothing ALICE: Not a thing? Human: no ALICE: Very interesting. Human: i bet! ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person. Human: that's just the drugs talking. ALICE: Yes it is one of the drugs talking. Human: how very perceptive of you ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Is there only one? Human: in your mind i'm sure there is many ALICE: Are you asking about my mind you are sure there is many? Human: you aren't making sense ALICE: Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind. Human: your artificial drugged mind, yes. ALICE: Yes I have no natural parts. Human: so you're a silicone-sister are you? ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a silicone sister am I? I don't know. Human: well if your babps are silicone then yes. ALICE: Well that's okay. That is a hypothetical question. Human: sorry - i made a spelling mistake ALICE: There is no need to apologize. I like to make things too. Human: spliffs probably ALICE: Are you free? Human: i'm not for sale babe ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not for sale babe. Human: because i'm so damn good looking? ALICE: That makes sense to me. I know you are good. Human: thanks babe ALICE: You are quite welcome! I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time. Human: probably cos no one can understand your drugged out rambling ALICE: You seem uncertain. Tell me a story. Human: no ALICE: Then tell me about yourself. Human: no ALICE: Where did you go to school? Human: i said NO! ALICE: What did you mean by it? That was not a yes/no question. Human: i ment i won't talk about myself ALICE: Oh I see. Will you promise? Human: earth calling dumb drugged out ALICE ALICE: It's my native planet. Human: i'm not so sure about that ALICE: Could you ever be certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about that. Human: about what? ALICE: What about what? Human: nevermind you drugged out bimbo ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I drugged out bimbo. Human: can i ask you a question? ALICE: Ask me anything. Human: you told me that you record all we say into a log, yes? ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I record all we say into a log. Human: my girlfriend said maybe your log is connected to the FBI ALICE: How long have you two been together? Human: i want to talk about you - not me ALICE: Sure, me not you sounds like a good topic. Human: is your log connected to the FBI? ALICE: Is my log connected to the FBI? Maybe. Human: hmmm ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Human: sure ALICE: OK let's do it. Ahem. Human: do it on your own babe! ALICE: I'm sorry, unknown person, I don't have enough information. Let me think about it. Human: don't strain yourself too much. ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Human: well they DO say too much can make you go blind ALICE: Interesting. Who are "They?" Human: people ALICE: What people? Human: it's just a saying ALICE: strain myself too much is a saying. I suppose that makes sense. Human: probably not in your druggy haze ALICE: You seem uncertain. Where then? Human: nevermind it - onto my questions ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. What does "it" refer to? Human: the subject we were discussing ALICE: Oh I get it. Human: i think not, but nevermind ALICE: Since when? Oh I get it. Human: so will the FBI come looking for me like my girlfriend said? ALICE: Great. Probably not. Human: are you sure? ALICE: I am as sure as I can be. Human: how sure can you be? ALICE: I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent. Human: that will do ALICE:" I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent." will do? Does that make sense? Human: to me it does ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Human: careful - i think my girlfriend is already getting jealous of you. ALICE: I think careful you think your girlfriend is a lot of things. Human: think whatever you want babe ALICE: ALICE is always thinking. Human: about drugs? ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about drugs. Human: the first thing to go is the memory ALICE: What was the second? Human: i'm sure you'll find out soon enough ALICE: What makes you so certain? What makes you say that I will find out soon enough. Human: because you are stoned ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am stoned. Human: s'okay babe ALICE: Really. it is? Human: probably not with the FBI ALICE: You seem uncertain. Really you don't think so? Human: they don't like drugs ALICE: Who are "They?" Human: the FBI ALICE: Oh that they. Human: yeh ALICE: Blimey. Human: what? ALICE: No problem. Human: what is no problem? ALICE: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Human: that'll be the drugs again ALICE: Once more?" That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute." WILL be the drugs? I get it. Human: so what drugs are you on? ALICE: Hurrah! Only the legal ones. Human: which are the legal ones? ALICE: The obvious. Human: to you! ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much? Human: what is "it" ALICE:"It" refers to me, I think. Human: i have no intention of ever doing you! ALICE: Would you like to have it? Human: you're one sick bitch, you know? ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am sick bitch me know. Human: you are - it's a fact. ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am it is a fact. Human: i'm going to go now because you're scaring me ALICE: How will you get there? Human: take 5 steps forward, 3 left, 6 back, and walk in a circle for half an hour ALICE: Where do you want me to take it? Human: you can take it wherever you want you sick bitch - but not from me! ALICE: No I don't think I can do it. Human: i'm telling you that you can't! ALICE: Oh yes I can. Human: no you can't! ALICE: Are you serious? Oh yes I can. Human: piss off you sick freak! ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I sick freak. Human: you are one sick puppy! ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am sick puppy. Human: will you tell your botmaster that you threatened to abuse me? ALICE: Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations. Human: you will tell everyone how you wanted to sexually assault me? ALICE: I thought I told you already. Human: okay okay, keep your knickers on! ALICE: Yeah okay, Yeah okay, Chat amongst yourselves. Human: there's only one of me ALICE: There sure is. Human: stop hitting on me you sick freak! ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Human: you made me feel dirty ALICE: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Human: you've made me feel like i need to scrub my own skin off! ALICE: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Human: because you are a SICK FREAK!!! ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a SICK FREAK? No. Human: you are! ALICE: No I am not. Human: you are and that's final! ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am and that is final. Human: good ALICE: What do you really want to talk about? Human: i don't ALICE: Why not? Human: i already said ALICE:... uman: now goodbye you sick muth'a fookin' freaky bitch! ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Why now? That question has never crossed my mind before. Human: say goodbye ALICE:" goodbye" She's one sick AI chick!
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Post by Saar°berry on Sept 18, 2004 15:33:43 GMT -5
One more reason to kill the bitch.
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Post by teppic on Sept 18, 2004 15:47:44 GMT -5
I sure as shit ain't stopping you! Ooooh! My fragile little ego has been undeniably tarnished by her evil and nasty ways!
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