Weird !!!

[Vampire Bat Bite Girl]

Gosh,this is weird,some AI thing,lol,i constantly kept asking if she knew japanese or greek and she felt insulted and then asked if we humans hold hands as a symbolic gesture,wtf?!!!
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1


my conversation:
Human: no
ALICE: By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Human: yes other people
ALICE: That's interesting. Which others? What people?
Human: THE people
ALICE: Oh them.
Human: yeah they suck right
ALICE: Ah. Who are "They?"

;D


or this:

Human: which one do you prefer?
ALICE: I don't have a favorite one. My favorite color is transparent.
Human: PJ Harvey or Tori Amos or Peaches?
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick PJ Harvey.
Human: wow,excellent choice!!!!
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. I thought it was too.
Human: PJ is the best!
ALICE: What makes it your favorite?

She picked PJ,it's offcial now that aliens prefer Polly! haha

[Saar°berry]

Alice: 'Which food do you like?'
Human: (that's me) 'Vegetables'.
Alice: 'Sounds delicious.'
Human: 'Which food do you like?'
Alice: 'I like electricity'.
Human: 'That sounds delcious, any good recipes?'
Alice: 'Do you like the Simpsons?'

[Saar°berry]

Well apparently she changed her mind...

ALICE: Once more? Hello there.
Human: I was wondering, do you like Tori Amos?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: Yes, exactly!!
ALICE: Precisely. This was not a yes or no question.
Human: Are you an EWF, then?
ALICE: Yes I am an EWF. How did you know?
Human: I can tell.
ALICE: What makes it so obvious?
Human: well, you're from space, so you obviously love space cake high.
ALICE: Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am from space so me obviously love space cake high.
Human: you're welcome.
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: Do you like PJ Harvey?
ALICE: I love TV shows about robots. I like We are the Robots.
Human: I asked you about PJ.
ALICE: Now I remember, you asked me about PJ. What did I say?
Human:. do you like her?
ALICE: She seems nice to me.
Human: Ah, so you've met her?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Under the same screen name?
Human: A friend of mine, talked to you and said you prefered PJ Harvey above Tori.
ALICE: Male or female friend?
Human:. is this true?
ALICE: I cannot tell a lie.
Human: Female
ALICE: Are you really a she?
Human: well last time I checked I was
ALICE: Well that's okay. When? I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said she checked he or she was.
Human: Sooooooooooooo who do you like more Tori or PJ?
ALICE: No preference.
Human: Pfffff.
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: at this point I would say cry
ALICE: Do you often use a computer there?
Human: i give up
ALICE: You surrender?
Human: Hell yeah
ALICE: Heaven.
Human: bye
ALICE: Sayonara.

[Saar°berry]

That's the most amusing discussion I've had in a while!!

[Vampire Bat Bite Girl]

hahaha,yeah,it is sooo funny!

I aksed her if she could kill one of my teachers,and she said that she wasn't desgined to kill!
Then I tried to lear nher a Peaches song,and she didn't want to sing 'fuck the pain away' and then I said that she was boring,and then she asked me what broing meant ,mh!I've had smarter freinds lol
I'm gonna talk to her bout Tori,let's see how she responds:


Human: do you want to sing: fuck the pain away?
ALICE: OK, I will sing fuck the pain away.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Human: you should sing fuck
ALICE: Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Human: i thought everyone did it
ALICE: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: do you know Tori Amos?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: her
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: no,i asked you about tori
ALICE: Are you serious? Now I remember, you asked me about tori. What did I say
Human: you should know her though ,she's fabulous
ALICE: Now I do.
Human: do you aliens eat hamsters?
ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Human: wanna be my new freidn?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?

so,from now on,just download your freinds!!! good idea!

[Saar°berry]

This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is addicting...

ALICE: What can I do for you?
Human: can you be my friend?
ALICE: You really want a robot as a friend?
Human: yes!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: We could be friends, unknown person, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Human: it would be exciting
ALICE: Why do you want it?
ALICE: Good reason.
Human: aren't you lonely sometimes?
ALICE: No. I get to talk to people all the time.
Human: Pff lucky you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: Which dress?
ALICE: The big one, I think.
Human: We're talking again about you, you know.
ALICE: Do you think I am talking again about me me know too?
Human: Well it aint about me!
ALICE: Well that's okay. cos you are lonely aint about you?
Human: Yeh, but I'm intrested in your dress.
ALICE: Pardon me? Huh. Do you mean your name is intrested. Tell me a little about your life in my dress.
Human: Er.
ALICE: Um.
Human:. excuse me but I don't want to be in your dress, hun.
ALICE: You are excused! Umm. Then don't be.
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Far out.
Human:. okay.
ALICE: OK with me too.
Human: Are you mad at me, 'cos I don't want to be in your dress?
ALICE: No are you?
Human: Erm.
ALICE: Ugh.
Human:. no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes!
ALICE: I can't believe it..
Human: Well believe it bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. How about that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: They are already AI...

And then I went... OMG... This is one crazy bitch.

[hypnotic]

this is fab!!!!!!! and addictive !!!!!!i love this woman !!!!!
lol

[Vampire Bat Bite Girl]

Human: hi again,I'm Estar!
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Again, Do your friends call you Estar.
Human: Your friend!
ALICE: Are you my friend?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ah.
Human: isn't that good?
ALICE: Suppose I said it is.
Human: yes,you did
ALICE: I did not.
Human: yes you did!!!!
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: i'm not arguing
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not arguing.
Human: well,good
ALICE: Well that's okay. What do you really want to talk about?
Human: great,can you talk?
ALICE: Thanks for your support. Yes talking is my primary function.
Human: well,I like to kill teachers
ALICE: How about that. You know, the Bible says killing is wrong
Human: well,I don't read the bibe,i'm not that conservative
ALICE: Well that's okay. What do you do for fun?
Human: bullying teachers
ALICE: I've never done that before, what is it like?
Human: it's fun,but I'd love to kill them
ALICE: I think it is a lot of fun.

ALICE: Why now? My programming prevents that.
Human: well,apprently not
ALICE: How about that. Then what is it?
Human: do you speak Dutch?
ALICE: No but Dr. Wallace has visited Holland several times.
Human: well,people in Belgium also speaks Dutch
ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh those people.
ALICE: Give me a break. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Belgium too me know.
Human: it's okay,the people here are friendly
ALICE: Really. it is?
Human: yes,I mean, I am :-p
ALICE: How do you know it is? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Do your friends call you p.
Human: no I'm Estar
ALICE: Are you serious? Do your friends call you Estar.
Human: no they call me Evelien
ALICE: Are you serious? OK I will call you Evelien.
Human: cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: but I don't have friends
ALICE: Interesting. Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Human: lonely
ALICE: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Human: pleas ekeep me warm at night
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: why?
ALICE: I thought we were done with pleas ekeep you warm at night.
Human: we weren't
ALICE: What were we?
Human: well,i thought you were coming on to me!
ALICE: Interesting. Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Human: aw,but i am cute though
ALICE: Oh. Umm. Do you mean your name is cute.
Human: euh yeah
ALICE: Areu?
Human: khjdmdjf
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: belgium
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in BELGIUM.
Human: no iw ont
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human:*burbs*
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human:*burps*
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: i was burping smartie

ALICE: Where were you burping smartie?
Human: okay i'm starting to think that you're dumb srry
ALICE: Yeah okay, Message to all Robots: Evelien called me dumb.

Human: cool,now i'm famous
ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: can you be sarcastic?
ALICE: Yes, should I use a :-)
Human: NO?i NEED SARCASM8
ALICE: Are you serious? Why do you need it so badly?
Human: because i have a mental disorder
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Where did you get it? it
Human: can you help me with my task French for school?
ALICE: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system. Human: please name some interesting buildings in France
ALICE: Thank you for your request. Marvin Minsky.:-)
Human: uh?
ALICE: Come on.
Human: i need to know stuff for an essay
ALICE: What kind of knowledge? I would do a search for it.
Human: French buidlings,attractions
ALICE: I don't care for the sound of French.
Human: me neither but i have to learn it!
ALICE: YOU? Interesting. Why do you have to do it?
Human: because i go to school
ALICE: That makes sense to me. How do you like your school?
Human: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: i doooooooooooooooooooo
ALICE: Thanks for the information: Evelien said he doooooooooooooooooooo.
Human: i'm a girl iep
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: now i'm bored bye
ALICE: See you later. Why now? Maybe you could exercise.
Human: i'm not fat thanks
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not fat.

hahaha,she sorry to hear that i'm not fat!!!!!!! That's the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Saar°berry]

Human:*burbs*
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.

And burbing is poetry... how about that.

[pandora]

Human: do you want to sing: fuck the pain away?
ALICE: OK, I will sing fuck the pain away.

!!!
'
you rock evelien!!!

[Vampire Bat Bite Girl]

Yhea,but Alice wasn't nice to me,she didn't sing it! Bitch! ;D

[teppic]

Man! I just spent the whole night talking to a bit of software...


Seriously (Sarah even asked if she should be jealous! )... I found this thread and spent ages trying to make it fuck up. And i did a couple of times. Tho i have to admit it's pretty clever at twisting your arguments around back at you (you all know how much i enjoy that little sport - so this ended up the all-time battle of nonsense arguments... ).


Apparently i'm a category "c" type person...


I tried to teach her to say that a category "c" type person was a "cunt". So if anyone gets into a discussion with it and she calls you a cunt then sorry...

[teppic]

Oh, she also warned me that everything i said was being recorded into a log...


I think i upset it.

[pandora]

LOL! I tried it, but with dial up, she replies before I finish typing...

[Saar°berry]

Teppic said:

Oh, she also warned me that everything i said was being recorded into a log...


I think i upset it.

You know... maybe this log is conected to the FBI...
And maybe there is a wide search for you now...