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Post by hypnotic on Feb 22, 2006 6:14:16 GMT -5
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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Post by teppic on Feb 22, 2006 16:59:16 GMT -5
LOL, that takes me back Personal experience of the situation SpaceDoggy-man? ;D
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spacedogboi101
Nautical Twilight
[M0:0]Maybe I'm a witch lost in time
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Post by spacedogboi101 on Feb 22, 2006 17:20:02 GMT -5
it's ok spacedog, it must run in the name...........
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Post by teppic on Feb 22, 2006 17:25:56 GMT -5
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Post by RavenFae on Feb 28, 2006 17:04:25 GMT -5
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Post by KristeeBee on Mar 1, 2006 22:24:36 GMT -5
LOL, it would if I could find it *spacedog has a willy the size of a bookies biro!* I know it's down there somewhere! now if you'll excuse me, I've booked an hour on an electron microscope. I'm sorry Spacedog!! LOL ;D ;D
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Post by Saar°berry on Mar 2, 2006 13:22:39 GMT -5
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