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Post by RavenFae on Nov 13, 2006 12:30:21 GMT -5
The Bobbitt Hillbillies Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John. A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone- It seems one night after getting with the wife She Lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife. PENIS, That Is. Clean Cut. Missed His Nuts. Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend And tossed him out the window as she came around a bend. CURVE, That is Tossed the Nub In the Shrub. She went to the cops and confessed to the attack And they called out the hounds just to get his Weenie back They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. FOUND, That is By a Fence. Evidence. Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix that dong." A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed. WHIZZED, That Is Even Seam, Straight Stream. Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape. VIDEO, That Is Unexposed. Case Closed. Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now, Ya Hear...... just got this in an email thought you guys would get a kick out of it too
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Post by annemarieirene on Nov 13, 2006 16:37:52 GMT -5
OMFG... I am laughing my ass off... I think I peed my pants a little. I can't wait to share this...
You made my day, Raven!! Thank You!
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Post by RavenFae on Nov 14, 2006 8:27:42 GMT -5
at least I can make someone smile ;D
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Post by teppic on Nov 25, 2006 17:19:10 GMT -5
Ah, i found that hilarious... Everything worked perfectly right up to the the last verse which tripped itself up a little - but until then it fit unbelievably well (almost makes me want to learn how to play the tune, which is really saying something! )
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Post by annemarieirene on Nov 25, 2006 18:26:09 GMT -5
What's funny about the last verse is that he DID show it on tape... he made a "Post-op" porno about a year after it happened.
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