LOLCAT BIBLE(In macro speak!)

[pandora]

•LOLCAT BIBLE•

excerpt from translation for Leviticus 5:

1. And if pplz thinkz of steelin mah cheezburger, is wtf n00b, I is gonna PWNED u lolz.

2: And if sumone toucheded teh smelleh stuff he is smelly and no get cheezburger.

3: And if he toucheded sumone who no shower he becomes stinky, lyke omg srysly.

4: And if he sez he is steelin bucket he also no get cheezburger, kthx.

5: If he stealz mah cheezburger he has to sez so, MAH STEELIN CHEEZBURGER: LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

6: And he has to bring Ceiling Cat a largeder cheezburger.

7: If he cantz bring largeder mebbe 2 medium size cheezburger, is ok, srysly.

8: And he shallz brings them to Ceiling Cats d00d and sez "O hai, I bringz you cheezburger, dont PWNED me! Kthx."

9: Then Ceiling Cat will eat cheezburger, n sumtimes mebbe he share, lolz.

10: And if they give Ceiling Cat second Cheezburger and he sez, omg cant eat no moar, so is ok, kthx.

Yeah, I got it from @, but its just too damn funny not to share with my fellow cat macro enthusiasts! (I'm looking at you Kelli and Michelle! and the rest of you!)

[dilutedspark]

[Liss]

BLASPHEMY!!!!












this is so awesome! loving it!

[voidmoon]

I laff so much I 'sploded! I'm gonna paste those into my bible!

Starting with Genesis!

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.

2 The Urfs wus witout shapez An wus dark An scary An stufs, An he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, An seperatered teh lite from dark An stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark An not tripz ovr nethin. an Ceiling Cat sayz u mus hav da moneyz 2 git da milkz.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. Teh evning An morning was teh first day.

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh ceilingz of waterz, with waterz up An waterz down. An he maded hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up, An stuff.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so evning An morning was teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted An Ceiling Cat hadz teh dry placez cuz cats dusnt lieks to get wet,10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters oshunz, so tehre.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, wants grass An stuff! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)13 An so teh evning An the morning of the threeth day.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the firmmint for dividing day from no day.15 So tehre, lights everwaer, like chrissmass, wai.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two greate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screweth tehm on firmmint, with big nails An stuff.18 An Ceiling Cat sawed it wus the goodz, so wai.19 An so teh evning An the morning of the furth day.

And Ceiling Cat sawed it wuz the goodz!