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Post by voidmoon on Oct 19, 2007 8:57:53 GMT -5
hehee!
Ralph: This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end; that's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Right, a leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things!
Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? there's a dog in the vent. Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
(After replacing Bart in crying Marge's arms) Your eyes need diapers.
Homer: It's true, I'm a Rageaholic.....I just can't live without Rageahol!
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Post by programmablesoda on Oct 22, 2007 14:47:43 GMT -5
hehee! Ralph: This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end; that's where I saw the leprechaun. Bart: Right, a leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things! YES!!! FIRE!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!! Ralph's close to Lisa as being my favorite when it comes to quotes. Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa! Bart: Wicca's a Hollywood fad. Lisa: Thats Kaballah, you jerk. **grr, I can't find it, but it's something about Lisa talking to a coach and does this long ass sarcastic speech about 'dream of glory'**
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Post by bookbunny on Oct 27, 2007 23:18:03 GMT -5
Homer..."your dinner's getting all cold, and eaten" I love saying this, esp to my partner when we get double top pizza and I pick things off his pizza while he is off fart arsing around, yay I love eagle boys. Also when dinner is on the table and someone is missing and dog is hang around, she is a food thief, she once stole a big piece of cheesecake I had cut for myself. It was super rich crazy cheesecake and dog went so green and started to gag! That'll teach her!
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pandora
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Post by pandora on Nov 6, 2007 19:19:37 GMT -5
Ok this has nothing to do with quotes, but I don't know where else to put it so here goes... I THINK there was a brief mention of Lionel Ritchie(on the new treehouse of horrors ep) and that song that Kelli introduced herself with here @ the Glow. Haha... Lionel Ritchie=Kelli Kelli=Lionel Ritchie fuck now I cant remember if it was really The Simpsons or Family Guy! *goes do sum investigashion* Reason for Editing: my english is just as bad!
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Post by nghisus on Nov 11, 2007 2:56:00 GMT -5
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" - Ralph
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pandora
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Post by pandora on Nov 13, 2007 19:18:41 GMT -5
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Post by voidmoon on Nov 27, 2007 9:47:47 GMT -5
Or what about "Hello Joe!" "From now on the baby sleeps in the crib" "Iron helps us play!" "Huhhuhuh" "Hello Joe!" "From now on the baby sleeps in the crib" "Iron helps us play!" "Huhhuhuh" "Hello Joe!" "From now on the baby sleeps in the crib" "Iron helps us play!" "Huhhuhuh" "Hello Joe!" "From now on the baby sleeps in the crib" "Iron helps us play!" "Huhhuhuh" ... and so on. I love the sandwich clip, Juan! I can't believe Lionel Ritchie was on the Simpsons! (I'm such a dork!) And Stephen Colbert! Whoa! Homer: "I'd like to be alone with the sandwich" Marge: "Are you going to eat it?" Homer: "....Yes." Or "are you prone to having blackouts? no are you prone to having blackouts? no are you prone to having blackouts? yes excellent, your hired."
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Post by pandora on Nov 29, 2007 17:33:24 GMT -5
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story. Troy McClure: HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid! Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual. Audience: Booooo!!! Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too. Homer: He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!? Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls! Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off! Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks! Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs. Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him! Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants! ok ok, I'm leaving this thread for today. ;D
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