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Post by Shlozm on Jul 20, 2003 14:35:17 GMT -5
i passed a cow and the cow was brown when i hear that one... well... sorry, it's like... errrrmmm... not sure i'm taking it the right way, but ... nicks digestive system...
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 20, 2003 11:22:18 GMT -5
so i went to hell (the mall) last week and my mom met me there, and she didn't know what to get me for my b.day for a while now, so i just called her up and said "your problem is no more" no more shall we part was on sale (not much of a sale... ) but anyway, she got it for me... oh my lord.... oh my lord.... save yourself... save yourself.... aahhh...
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Post by Shlozm on Apr 19, 2003 5:27:08 GMT -5
hmm... what shall i be... . . . . . . . You are Today Billy! You are a sexually frustrated dreamer who wishes to get away from the mundanity of your life. You are adventurous and fun-loving, you are always ready to pack up and go. Even though you have friends, you always seem to find yourself alone romantically, but you make the best of it. ** hurrey! i am a sexually frustrated dreamer! lol **
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Post by Shlozm on Apr 10, 2003 4:23:30 GMT -5
i did "shlomit" again and got "Shlomit Reject and the Word" :eek: "Sagging Shlomit" <-- why you!!!!!!
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Post by Shlozm on Apr 10, 2003 4:21:05 GMT -5
shlozmShlozm Fact Catholic Shlozm Shlozm Excitement Shlozm Lieutenant Forsaken Shlozm Shlozm Tremor Shlozm Owner Shlozm Mold Shlozm Stereotype and the Tumor Shlozm Nail Shlozm Siren Makeshift of the Hearty Medieval Shlozm and the Backward Train<--I THINK THIS COULD WORK! Uptight Shlozm Indie Shlozm and the Dj Shlozm Continuum Shlozm Therapy Shlozm Consent Shlozm Zoo Shlozm Sabbath Destruction of the Shlozm Fuse Shlozm Flurry Ivori Shlozm Shlozm Gig Going Shlozm shlomitShlomit Moth Autumn Shlomit and the Judge Shlomit Dry Shlomit Chimp Shlomit Blimp Shlomit Rat Shlomit Valentine Shlomit Spool and the Taxi Lucid Shlomit Shlomit Jupiter Shlomit Verbal Shlomit Tonic Shlomit of the Mama Bisque Shlomit Yellow Shlomit Shlomit Lust Shlomit Jazz Shlomit Trooper Shlomit Gladiator Shlomit Pound Shlomit Work Shlomit of the Heavy Havoc Shlomit Cosmo Humid Shlomit and the Overdose<--OMG! Shlomit Chump ***** I WAS GOING TO NAME MY BAND: smashy p. Vs. the flying stick , but these ideas ain't half bad
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 6, 2002 2:38:19 GMT -5
it may be that i don't have the kind of understanding a psychologist might have and just the thought of this doesn't instill a will to learn in me and it may be that at night when i'm playing with myself in my imagination i'm already dead
so what can happen to me? so what can really happen to me?
and very often i think that i'm not here, that i'm not there and in my veins flows something different, instead of blood i keep an open mind, just make the hillusinations end and sometimes i cum and that's no way to live and that's a sad way to live that's no way to live.
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 8, 2002 8:12:44 GMT -5
oh!!!!! now remembered another hebrew song about a teacher... it's about a boy who wants to show his teacher who is the most "developed" boy in the class.... i've never noticed how sick some of these songs are.. it's kinda a kids' song too... that explains alot of my relationship prob.s maybe
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 8, 2002 8:07:31 GMT -5
I was thinking about Mr. Cabdriver (Lenny in his big years...) and a hooker... or a whore... A profsssion you often find in a song... Any one knows a song with 'teacher' in it? Was thinking about that... now i'm one... So anyone knows? ;D o.k. .... i know a very dirty children's song about a female teacher... my mom sang it once to me to wake me up (which is very strange, because she is a teacher...). i'll write it in hebrew first (english letters... so you'll see it rimes and sound naaive enough ). kumu kumu yeladim hamora bebeit cholim hi nas'aa ba'otobus (*this is the naughty line...) veshavra la et hacus ;D it basically means "wake up kids, your teacher (female) is in the hospital, she was riding in the bus, and broke her (privete female area...). my mom is too strange and liberal for my liking...
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 5, 2002 4:47:42 GMT -5
let me see now... waitress (so i want to kill...) sherrif (i shot the sherrif...) god (god sometimes you just don't come through...) henchman (say hello to the...) weatherman (that corrs song... don't really know the lyrics... i HATE them ) mailman (not waiting for the mailman anymore...) WHAT?!?!! ? NO SONGS ABOUT SOFTWEAR DESIGNERS?!?! I'M SHOCKED! have no fear shlozmeee is here, i'll get right on it. one softwear designer song comming right up got anymore?
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 13, 2002 8:47:25 GMT -5
ah i missed it they'll have a re-run this week, i'm pretty sure. just check your tv guide...
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 13, 2002 6:44:07 GMT -5
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 13, 2002 4:02:32 GMT -5
did anyone catch pj on later with julls holland yesterday!??! i never got to see a show or anything with her, so this is as close to a show as i've come. fucking amazing. i was watching it from 23:30 and when she got near the end of "big exit" i could feel this stabing in my chest, but i told myself that if this is my time then i couldn't have chosen a better one well, her music has that affect on me alot and what was that second song she did? i have to watch it again... (i taped it of course!). and now i'm a happy girl and i can ignore everyone around me and play that show in my head over and over oh! and when the audience sang "happy birthday" to her, that was so cute! just imagine performing on your b.day... oh well, i'm sure she did it because she wanted to do it. so, was anyone watching too?
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 13, 2002 6:18:10 GMT -5
ohhhhhhh also blondie!!! kate bush, nirvana ( ), the white stripes, i just love their drummer at the moment, joni mitchell, edie brickell................hmmmmmmmmm............thinking blondie?!?!?!?!
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 7, 2002 2:15:16 GMT -5
P J Harvey Elysian Fields Firewater Tilt Girls Against Boys Jesus Lizard Social Distortion Question: What the heck is "Club 7"? s club 7 man! the australian t.v. show with the brain dead pop singers, and they actually release real songs! or maybe they were a group before the show... i dunno, my sister is always bugging me with them, ERG! she is ruthless! putting on "i'm a surviver" and all these jennifer lopez songs just to piss me off. she has really good taste in music, but whenever there's crappy music on tv (always...) she has to put in on just to piss me off, erg!
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Post by Shlozm on Jul 6, 2002 6:43:20 GMT -5
oh yes! how could i forget the flandria recorder quartet?! they're the coolest. i can see a wonderful colaboration between them and bjork in our little festival... ;D
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