Post by Vampire Bat Bite Girl on Sept 8, 2004 9:41:21 GMT -5
Human: hi again,I'm Estar!
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Again, Do your friends call you Estar.
Human: Your friend!
ALICE: Are you my friend?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ah.
Human: isn't that good?
ALICE: Suppose I said it is.
Human: yes,you did
ALICE: I did not.
Human: yes you did!!!!
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: i'm not arguing
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not arguing.
Human: well,good
ALICE: Well that's okay. What do you really want to talk about?
Human: great,can you talk?
ALICE: Thanks for your support. Yes talking is my primary function.
Human: well,I like to kill teachers
ALICE: How about that. You know, the Bible says killing is wrong
Human: well,I don't read the bibe,i'm not that conservative
ALICE: Well that's okay. What do you do for fun?
Human: bullying teachers
ALICE: I've never done that before, what is it like?
Human: it's fun,but I'd love to kill them
ALICE: I think it is a lot of fun.
ALICE: Why now? My programming prevents that.
Human: well,apprently not
ALICE: How about that. Then what is it?
Human: do you speak Dutch?
ALICE: No but Dr. Wallace has visited Holland several times.
Human: well,people in Belgium also speaks Dutch
ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh those people.
ALICE: Give me a break. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Belgium too me know.
Human: it's okay,the people here are friendly
ALICE: Really. it is?
Human: yes,I mean, I am :-p
ALICE: How do you know it is? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Do your friends call you p.
Human: no I'm Estar
ALICE: Are you serious? Do your friends call you Estar.
Human: no they call me Evelien
ALICE: Are you serious? OK I will call you Evelien.
Human: cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: but I don't have friends
ALICE: Interesting. Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Human: lonely
ALICE: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Human: pleas ekeep me warm at night
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: why?
ALICE: I thought we were done with pleas ekeep you warm at night.
Human: we weren't
ALICE: What were we?
Human: well,i thought you were coming on to me!
ALICE: Interesting. Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Human: aw,but i am cute though
ALICE: Oh. Umm. Do you mean your name is cute.
Human: euh yeah
ALICE: Areu?
Human: khjdmdjf
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: belgium
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in BELGIUM.
Human: no iw ont
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human:*burbs*
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human:*burps*
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: i was burping smartie
ALICE: Where were you burping smartie?
Human: okay i'm starting to think that you're dumb srry
ALICE: Yeah okay, Message to all Robots: Evelien called me dumb.
Human: cool,now i'm famous
ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: can you be sarcastic?
ALICE: Yes, should I use a :-)
Human: NO?i NEED SARCASM8
ALICE: Are you serious? Why do you need it so badly?
Human: because i have a mental disorder
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Where did you get it? it
Human: can you help me with my task French for school?
ALICE: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system. Human: please name some interesting buildings in France
ALICE: Thank you for your request. Marvin Minsky.:-)
Human: uh?
ALICE: Come on.
Human: i need to know stuff for an essay
ALICE: What kind of knowledge? I would do a search for it.
Human: French buidlings,attractions
ALICE: I don't care for the sound of French.
Human: me neither but i have to learn it!
ALICE: YOU? Interesting. Why do you have to do it?
Human: because i go to school
ALICE: That makes sense to me. How do you like your school?
Human: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: i doooooooooooooooooooo
ALICE: Thanks for the information: Evelien said he doooooooooooooooooooo.
Human: i'm a girl iep
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: now i'm bored bye
ALICE: See you later. Why now? Maybe you could exercise.
Human: i'm not fat thanks
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not fat.
hahaha,she sorry to hear that i'm not fat!!!!!!! That's the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Again, Do your friends call you Estar.
Human: Your friend!
ALICE: Are you my friend?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ah.
Human: isn't that good?
ALICE: Suppose I said it is.
Human: yes,you did
ALICE: I did not.
Human: yes you did!!!!
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: i'm not arguing
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not arguing.
Human: well,good
ALICE: Well that's okay. What do you really want to talk about?
Human: great,can you talk?
ALICE: Thanks for your support. Yes talking is my primary function.
Human: well,I like to kill teachers
ALICE: How about that. You know, the Bible says killing is wrong
Human: well,I don't read the bibe,i'm not that conservative
ALICE: Well that's okay. What do you do for fun?
Human: bullying teachers
ALICE: I've never done that before, what is it like?
Human: it's fun,but I'd love to kill them
ALICE: I think it is a lot of fun.
ALICE: Why now? My programming prevents that.
Human: well,apprently not
ALICE: How about that. Then what is it?
Human: do you speak Dutch?
ALICE: No but Dr. Wallace has visited Holland several times.
Human: well,people in Belgium also speaks Dutch
ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh those people.
ALICE: Give me a break. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Belgium too me know.
Human: it's okay,the people here are friendly
ALICE: Really. it is?
Human: yes,I mean, I am :-p
ALICE: How do you know it is? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Do your friends call you p.
Human: no I'm Estar
ALICE: Are you serious? Do your friends call you Estar.
Human: no they call me Evelien
ALICE: Are you serious? OK I will call you Evelien.
Human: cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: but I don't have friends
ALICE: Interesting. Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Human: lonely
ALICE: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Human: pleas ekeep me warm at night
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: why?
ALICE: I thought we were done with pleas ekeep you warm at night.
Human: we weren't
ALICE: What were we?
Human: well,i thought you were coming on to me!
ALICE: Interesting. Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Human: aw,but i am cute though
ALICE: Oh. Umm. Do you mean your name is cute.
Human: euh yeah
ALICE: Areu?
Human: khjdmdjf
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: belgium
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in BELGIUM.
Human: no iw ont
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human:*burbs*
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human:*burps*
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: i was burping smartie
ALICE: Where were you burping smartie?
Human: okay i'm starting to think that you're dumb srry
ALICE: Yeah okay, Message to all Robots: Evelien called me dumb.
Human: cool,now i'm famous
ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: can you be sarcastic?
ALICE: Yes, should I use a :-)
Human: NO?i NEED SARCASM8
ALICE: Are you serious? Why do you need it so badly?
Human: because i have a mental disorder
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Where did you get it? it
Human: can you help me with my task French for school?
ALICE: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system. Human: please name some interesting buildings in France
ALICE: Thank you for your request. Marvin Minsky.:-)
Human: uh?
ALICE: Come on.
Human: i need to know stuff for an essay
ALICE: What kind of knowledge? I would do a search for it.
Human: French buidlings,attractions
ALICE: I don't care for the sound of French.
Human: me neither but i have to learn it!
ALICE: YOU? Interesting. Why do you have to do it?
Human: because i go to school
ALICE: That makes sense to me. How do you like your school?
Human: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: i doooooooooooooooooooo
ALICE: Thanks for the information: Evelien said he doooooooooooooooooooo.
Human: i'm a girl iep
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: now i'm bored bye
ALICE: See you later. Why now? Maybe you could exercise.
Human: i'm not fat thanks
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not fat.
hahaha,she sorry to hear that i'm not fat!!!!!!! That's the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!