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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Aug 11, 2003 19:30:24 GMT -5
Given what some of these people are, I'm surprised that the world hasn't been accidentally destroyed.
"I'm hungry, I'll just press this button that says 'lunch' "
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Aug 3, 2003 9:12:05 GMT -5
Playing with his food?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jul 22, 2003 17:18:33 GMT -5
Stoolie Smurf?
My sister got Cuddly Smurf
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 30, 2003 9:04:04 GMT -5
omg that's so eeeeewwwwwww!! I know Malcom in the middle... The mum is SO insane... She's fuckin' HOT!! Sorry, edipous conflict... Now it's 56 kittens.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 29, 2003 8:36:40 GMT -5
Dang! I've killed 23 kittens this week.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 25, 2003 22:30:44 GMT -5
It matches my opinons of most cops. Thanks for posting this, Rasp!
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 22, 2003 18:26:48 GMT -5
Mine was:
Spencer Quinn
Yep, I'm not too easy....
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 11, 2003 12:54:12 GMT -5
Let me get this straight... This guy hates Tori Amos so much that instead of doing what most people do when they don't like certain music (Don't listen to it). He actually took the time and effort to put together a website It's not like I go to Alanis Morrisette's website and bitch about it. I just don't go. Oh, I like how he said he would like, "intelligent e-mail" I wonder if there is an anti-PJ Harvey website?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Jun 3, 2003 12:57:57 GMT -5
God no! But I see that look over here all the time. And the sad thing is: all the fucking "hipsters" wear them. I like shoes and boots. Sandals SUCK ASS!!
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 30, 2003 8:19:04 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 26, 2003 17:00:45 GMT -5
Anyone surprised?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 3, 2003 6:28:00 GMT -5
We tried to give our cat a bath a few times. I still have the scars to prove it. The lesson I learned: it is better to have a stinky cat than no skin left on your neck. Stinky cat = smelly pussy?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Sept 14, 2003 8:59:39 GMT -5
I think I'd go with not knowing. If I did I'd have to name it Jesse....after the last (evil) girlfriend. Seems appropriate.
Now....
Would you rather have your ear hairs grow 6 inches long every day or your toenails grow the same length, but at the most incovenient moments?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Sept 10, 2003 13:59:45 GMT -5
Torture..I guess...
Would you rather come home everyday to find a 400 pound naked man sitting on your couch watching porn, or everytime you leave your place you have to go past a bunch of angry monkeys?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Sept 6, 2003 19:01:56 GMT -5
Pants and shirt ripping, because I love to show off my bountiful breasts.
Would you rather have your sex change every time you sneeze or have it so you wake up everyday sexually attracted to a different inanimate object (chair, refrigerator....)?
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