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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Sept 6, 2003 8:09:26 GMT -5
RESURRECTED!!!! Would you rather find out that you are slowly turning into a chicken or have the natural bad luck of birds pooping on your head?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 24, 2003 7:15:20 GMT -5
Give me that shovel, I got a date at the graveyard!
Would you rather the world's worst acne or have your butt itch all the time?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 16, 2003 18:12:54 GMT -5
But that's the idea. Two horrible situations...AND YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE. This game can get sooooooo evil. Okay, I'll take one for the team...My dad, because the other is too close to pedophelia for me. (actually it IS pedophelia) Alright, here's a safe one: Would you rather be able to read minds or see through solid objects (like clothes)?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 15, 2003 17:52:45 GMT -5
The worms...yummy!
Would you rather have sex with your boss once for a hundred dollars an hour or at least once a week for a million dollars a year?
(I'm having an off day)
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 10, 2003 9:37:02 GMT -5
While I wouldn't mind the ol' penis going to down to 7 inches (he is lying), I would take the periods.
Would you rather have your bed replaced with two alligators or your couch replaced with Jabba the Hut?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on May 2, 2003 0:00:18 GMT -5
Once again, arm. Hell, I've got three of them. The benefits of growing up near a nuclear waste plant. Would you rather eat out a porcupine or fuck a skunk? No reply? Okay, how about this.. Would you rather catch your grandparents in a brutal leather bondage session, or have the smell of poop in your nose for an entire year?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 28, 2003 19:34:18 GMT -5
Once again, arm. Hell, I've got three of them. The benefits of growing up near a nuclear waste plant.
Would you rather eat out a porcupine or fuck a skunk?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 27, 2003 9:11:46 GMT -5
Arm, because I'd still like to keep skateboarding.
Would you rather find out that someone you admire worships Hitler or find out that someone you admire is a pedophile?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 23, 2003 10:45:46 GMT -5
Would you rather have a fully-functional penis for a nose, or have your digestive system reversed (you would eat with your butt and poop out your mouth)?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 13, 2003 10:05:16 GMT -5
(What's raw sewage? ) Human waste...lots of it, mixed with garbage and who knows what, and it's liquified. The stuff that's in sewer systems. *You better have sewers or I'm never going to France, I don't want to know where the human waste goes*
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 11, 2003 7:22:10 GMT -5
I've built up a decent resistance to humiliation so, I'm going for that billion.
Would you rather brush you teeth with poop, or take a bath in raw sewage?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 10, 2003 16:51:19 GMT -5
Human! I saw Hannibal a few years ago and it gave me some ideas.
Would you rather have the power to make someone crap their pants or the power to make someone go blind for a day, just by thinking about it?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 6, 2003 10:02:24 GMT -5
I'd be fat n' happy!! And rich ;D
Would you rather, have your mom strip tease in front of you to your favorite song, or videotape your dad masturbating?
(Goin' for emotional damage here...)
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 5, 2003 9:57:06 GMT -5
Burn baby burn!
Now we're cooking!
Would you rather, that every time you get sexually arroused you start crying, or every time you relieve yourself, you start screaming at the top of your lungs?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 4, 2003 8:40:08 GMT -5
The inbreeding option would make a lot of sense....but I'll have to go with being related to someone annoying. At least I can lie...
How about this...
Would you rather get caught, by a lot of your friends, attending a Justin Timberlake (or something equally bad) concert and totally digging it, or get caught masturbating by your grandparents?
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