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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 3, 2003 17:07:56 GMT -5
Would you rather, find out your mom was a prostitute or that your dad was a drag queen?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 2, 2003 19:27:06 GMT -5
LOL! Psst...ask a question, and answer mine
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 2, 2003 7:45:37 GMT -5
I'm a farting guy so..
And Rasp, not hippy but a hippotomus (I don't know if I'm spelling that right).
Would you rather get a sensual massage from your dad, or make out with your mom?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 1, 2003 17:06:57 GMT -5
Here is a game we play at work or whenever I get the chance. You ask a question starting with "Would you rather.." and picking two horrible situations. The person has to pick one then ask their own question.
Here we go:
Would you rather, while lying on your back, have an elephant poop on you, or have a hippo puke on you?
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 2, 2003 14:29:01 GMT -5
By the way... I'm one badass bitch...and I dig chicks. *eyes Shlozm and Hypnotic. Imagines a threesome*
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 2, 2003 14:22:14 GMT -5
Oh come on! It's not like I used any tongue.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Apr 1, 2003 16:54:18 GMT -5
I'm sorry..
*grabs Andrew by the head and plants one on his lips*
There, all better...or at least extremely uncomfortable. ;D
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Mar 31, 2003 10:10:25 GMT -5
Nah... No one's fault. Well..., mainly my fault for not bothering to look at the name as well as the picture ... But y'know... I'm lazy. That's okay, no one's perfect. We all have our faults....but we're still going to have to kick your ass. Sheela, you hold him and I'll hit him.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Mar 25, 2003 16:57:10 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Mar 24, 2003 19:02:46 GMT -5
Heh heh heh...should I say what I'm thinking? Hint: my username.
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Mar 23, 2003 9:00:53 GMT -5
HELL YEAH!!!
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Mar 12, 2003 16:59:02 GMT -5
Great....I have to go to the dentist sometime this month too. I have a small cavity I have to get filled..
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Joe
Mar 1, 2003 8:04:29 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Badmouth on Mar 1, 2003 8:04:29 GMT -5
I used to work at this fast food restuarant. The kitchen area is really cramped so we're all practically standing on each other's feet. I was working behind this guy named Joe.
Anyway Joe always has a problem with something. On this occasion, it was with all the money he lost at the American Indian casino in town. He was really in full bitch mode and one time said, "I hate losing money to Indians! If I lose money, I want to lose it to Americans!" (think about this for a minute). I had to hold in my laughter.
After an eternity of more complaining about his gambling problems he said, "I'm not going to gamble for a year. This time I mean it!" Tired of this, I said, "Hey Joe! I'll bet you a dollar you can't do it." Joe smiles, holds his hand up to shake mine and says, "You're on!" I shook his hand and said, "You lose!"
True story
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Feb 21, 2003 8:57:39 GMT -5
Rasp and Pandora are sisters!
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Post by Mr. Badmouth on Feb 20, 2003 17:56:37 GMT -5
Chim-chim Hamsterchunks?
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